Salami

Simple Pleasures

Author: heledren
Characters: House/Wilson, slash-if-you-squint
Word Count: 1770
Rating: PG
Warning: Vague insinuations
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Beta'd by the long-suffering srsly_yes.
Summary:  House sends Wilson for a much-needed vacation.

Monday

Author: heledren
Characters: Cuddy/Wilson friendship 
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary:  cuddy_fest prompt # 267. Cuddy/Wilson. They're both brought together by their love for House.

Genuine

Rating: PG-13 for harsh language and mild violence.

Disclaimer: I disclaim any right to anything.

Pairing: House/Wilson, friendship or slash… who can tell with these two?

A/N:  For the purposes of this story, House and Wilson live together.  Feel free to imagine this in whatever timeframe you’d like.

Summary:  Feelings boil over.

Salt

Author: heledren
Characters: House/Wilson, Gen
Word Count: 451
Rating: PG for mild violence
Disclaimer: Not mine.
A/N: Thanks again to srsly_yes, who found time for this amidst a vortex.
Summary: Taste often evokes memories

Title: House and Wilson (Don’t) Do It
Author: heledren
Characters: H/W slash
Word Count: 264
Rating: Soft R for naughty words and naughtier suggestions
Warning: Crackish
Disclaimer: Not mine.  Don’t own DS, House, or Wilson.  Don’t know if DS is really a sadist. 
A/N: Beta’d by the fabulous srsly_yes!
Summary:  It is time for the consummation.

Title: Leave of Absence
Author: heledren
Characters: House/Wilson, friendship
Rating: G
Word Count: 166
Warning: Angst, 5.24 spoilers
Disclaimer: Don’t own.
Summary: What’s going on in there?
  

Balance

PG

Angst, spoilers for “Both Sides Now”

Thanks to my srsly fantastic beta, srsly_yes.  Five re-writes later, it’s finally done!  She is entirely responsible if this fic rocks you, and any inquiries regarding lost socks should be directed to her.

Loneliness
Three short drabbles, collectively entitled.
Length: 50 words each
PG-13: Some language, sexual references
Disclaimer: If you’ve seen it before, it’s not mine

All It’s Cracked Up to Be

Rating: PG

Warnings: Spoilers for the Star Trek movie (2009)

Disclaimer:  Everything belongs to the people who own it, obviously.

A/N:  Just pointing out what a great person srsly_yes is.  Srsly, I sent this to her at midnight, and she had it beta’d and back by 3am.  What a champ!

Summary:  Wilson really is a nerd.

Confessor

Rating: PG

Disclaimer:  Aren’t they lucky that they’re not mine?

A/N:  Thanks once again to srsly_yes, whom I srsly put through the wringer on this one.  She’s wonderful, folks.

Duck Tale

PG-13 for non-graphic naughty goings-on

Disclaimer: If they were mine, they’d be taken away from me for their own good.

Warnings: Pre-infarction era, slight spoilers for 5-22, “House Divided”

A/N: Wilson and House are not Heads at the time of the fic, and I put House in Nephrology, since the Diagnostics Department didn’t exist. I don’t think this flies in the face of any canon, but apologies if it does.  Beta’d to exacting standards by the srsly fabulous srsly_yes.

How great was tonight's episode?  It had EVERYTHING from Hous trying to kill people to Wilson's spectacular history of embarrassing himself, to Chase nearly dying, to Cuddy letting all her doctors run around drunk.  This is the end!  It can't possibly get any better than tonight.

Unless they finally follow up on House's proclaimation of his gay love for Wilson.

*SQUEEEEEEEE!*

Under Control

Rating: PG-13, some rough language

Summary: Wilson has a rough day at the office.

Warnings: Death!fic, Angry!Wilson, and a tidbit for those with slash goggles on. 

Disclaimer: Don’t own ‘em. 

A/N: Beta’d by the lovely, the incomparable, the srsly awesome srsly_yes. Thanks to her tightening exercises, I have paragraphs of steel.